therothwoman:

imaginarycircus:

thelonelybrilliance:

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

They played it on an accordion

screamatthescreen:

brucebocchi:

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

from the huffpost article. you couldn’t waterboard this out of me.

lemonbarista:

who/what is your current phone background

A photo of just you

A photo of someone you know (partners, friends, family, etc.)

A photo of you with someone else (can be any number of other people)

A photo of someone you DON’T know (e.g. a celebrity, a historical figure)

A photo of a pet/animal

A photo that is NOT of a person/animal

A photo/fanart/screenshot of a fictional character

A piece of artwork (NOT including art of a fictional character)

A quote or saying

A meme

I never changed it/default phone background

Something else?

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clowns on this website

serialunaliver:

huffylemon:

I don’t think people in the notes understand what this tweet is saying. It’s not saying it’s impossible to be born with a mental health issue, but that the issue isn’t set in stone. Bipolar disorder can be trauma induced. Schizophrenic people in less individualistic, more accepting societies hear kinder voices. These are actual things you can look up.

I thought for the longest time I would feel nothing but suffering because of the dominant narrative surrounding mental illness. My parents were literally told by a psychologist I am “a severe case” and have no future. But guess what? When I got away from my abusive parent, it was incredible how much became more manageable than before. I’ll never be “normal” or even be able to live alone, but I feel better than before. And I need everyone to know there’s hope for you when you never expect it, even if you were in part “born like that”.

add1ctedt0you:

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milf-adjacent:

trainthief:

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

You heard that and just went <END DIALOGUE>

foxfaer:

Growing.

blueherin:

therottenkingsreckoning:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind

lindamarieansonsnaps:

thydungeongal:

Me: wow three nat 1s in a row the odds of that are like one in eight-thousand

My determinist friend: actually the probability of it happening was one-hundred percent because it happened

grungixfungi:

Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.